i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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