playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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