508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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