ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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