I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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