halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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