is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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