Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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