Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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