i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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