Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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