we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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