You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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