did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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