He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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