Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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