Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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