He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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