was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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