How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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