speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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