new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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