How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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