I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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