I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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