I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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