you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize