the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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