its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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