we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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