soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
please don't ironically join a cult
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