Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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