I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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