Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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