sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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