Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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