One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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