gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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