paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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