For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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