I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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