You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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