Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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