Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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