i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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