When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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