Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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