Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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