so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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