I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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