she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
