There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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