whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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