How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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