even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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