she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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